Letter boards are one of the most fun home decor inventions of the recent years. They are creative, light hearted, pretty and because you can always re-create the quotes on them, you rarely get bored of them. Sometimes, when you’re not feeling the most inspired, it can be a bit of a pain to come up with an original and witty quote for your letter board. Here’s a list of 50 of them, I’ve gathered them from all over the internets so you don’t have to.
50 witty letter board quotes
- If cauliflower can somehow become a pizza – you my friend can do anything.
- You can’t make everybody happy, you’re not a pizza.
- We don’t make mistakes. We just have happy accidents. – Bob Ross
- Always trust people with big butts. They cannot lie.
- What day is it? It’s today. Oh, my favourite day! – Winnie the Pooh
- Welcome to adulthood. Hope you like Ibuprofen and not sleeping.
- This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.
- Don’t give up your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- I’ve got 99 chores and I ain’t done one.
- Home is where you take your pants off.
- I would walk across legos for you.
- Friday is my second favourite F word.
- I’m not sure how many chocolates equals happiness but so far it’s not 25.
- Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
- I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
- If I have to stir it, it’s homemade.
- Currently experiencing life at 15 WTFS per hour.
- Hold on, I’ve got to overthink about it.
- Wine does not solve problems but neither does water.
- I’m late because – of who I am as a person.
- ‘Made with love’ means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
- The only marathon I run is 6 seasons on Netflix.
- You never know what you have until you clean your room.
- Whatever my spirit animal is, it’s hibernating.
- I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
- Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards.
- It’s better to be happy in leggings than sad in jeans.
- January was a tough year but we made it.
- Not all that wander are lost, most of them are just looking for coffee.
- Everything I brew, I brew for you.
- An apple a day keeps everyone away, if thrown hard enough.
- All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. I want a three month vacation.
- The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.
- Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat. It exists but that doesn’t make it right.
- You are my rock. My Dwayne. My Johnson.
- Apparently you can’t use ‘beefstew’ as a password, it’s not stroganoff.
- Maybe if we all sit extremely still Monday won’t see us.
- Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.
- It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
- If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.
- Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas.
- If you were a ghost you’d still be my boo.
- Put on your positive pants
- Follows diet. Diet doesn’t follow back. Unfollows diet.
- I regret every nap I never took.
- I was born to be wild. But only until 9pm or so.
- My brain has too many tabs open.
- I love you more and more each day. Except yesterday. Yesterday you were fucking annoying.
- My ability to remember songs from the 00’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
- Dinosaurs had no coffee. How did that work out.
You’re welcome.
